Donald Trump would make a great President. Going to the dentist is fun and exciting. That was sarcasm, and if you understood it, congratulations – you’re sarcastic. Read on for 12 more things only sarcastic people like you will understand!
1. Getting kicked out of class
Sarcastic people know how to drive teachers absolutely crazy. If you’re sarcastic, you’ve probably been told to “go sit out in the hall until you can learn to take this seriously”.
2. Fake compliments
You just can’t help yourself. You say things like, “You look sooooooo good in that romper”.
3. Making friends laugh uncontrollably
Out of nowhere, your friends burst into laughter when you open your mouth and make that perfectly timed sarcastic comment.
4. Sarcastic Facebook comments that no one understands
Your FB friend thinks those “compliments” on all of his “shirtless post-workout flexing” pics are for real. He “likes” them and you just quietly chuckle to yourself…
5. Trying to be sincere and failing
Sometimes, you actually want to be sincere, genuine, and nice but people expect everything that comes out your mouth to be snark, and think you’re being sarcastic and get mad at you. So frustrating!
6. Making strangers laugh
Your funny comment while standing in line at Starbucks just made the random person in front of you chuckle. Congratulations, you have the power of sarcasm.
7. Failing miserably on first dates
It’s not that you’re an a**hole, you’re just being yourself. But sarcasm may not be the best way to win someone over on a first date.
8. Other sarcastic people
If your S.O. or best friend is sarcastic also, you two probably get along like two little sarcastic peas in a pod.
9. Thinking snarky things in secret
If only the bus passengers could hear your snarky internal monologue about them. Just keep it to yourself and no one gets hurt, right?
10. Never being enthusiastic
You really loved that Christmas present, but because you’re sarcastic and self-aware, you can’t bring yourself to express gratitude enthusiastically. You have to fake it. And the giver thinks you’re being sarcastic.
11. Unable to hold back laughter
Sometimes you’re too sarcastic for your own good. You laugh at awkward times as your sarcastic thoughts enter your mind. Just try not to laugh at funerals or your little sister’s piano recital, okay?
Well, it’s true. Only sarcastic people will understand sarcasm. You belonratug to an elite group of people all over the world who are making the world a more fun place to live. Congratulations!
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