We’re all super tired of seeing the Donald in every headline, so here are 10 things that have absolutely nothing to do with Donald Trump. Enjoy the well-deserved break!
1. Airplane Landing Gear
These are important. And they’re not Trump.
2. A Used Lady and the Tramp DVD
Probably a good deal on Ebay.
3. Dave Coulier
Beloved man. Unlike Trump.
4. A Subway Turnstile
Just a thing that does things.
6. An Armadillo
Or an “armadilluh” if you’re from the South.
7. A Paper Napkin
Just as effective as those $40 ones your Grandma has.
8. A Multi-Plug
Very useful and therefore very much not you-know-who.
9. A Nimbus Cloud
That type of cloud that looks like a cloud.
10. A Scrunchie
Trump needs one.
11. Apollo 11
We put a man on the MOON, and we can’t pick a better candidate?
12. A French Stop Sign
French people have rules too.
Now go enjoy your day.